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PostSubject: Blonde jokes!!!!!   Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:34 am

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.



A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"





One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."

The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."






A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde jokes!!!!!   Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:37 am

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde jokes!!!!!   Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:46 am

These r heaps good!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde jokes!!!!!   Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:02 am

haha lol

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde jokes!!!!!   Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:11 pm

Good ones
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde jokes!!!!!   Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:57 pm

Check out this crap

A young ranga lady goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"That's strange," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle
and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor then asks, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde.."

"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken".
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde jokes!!!!!   Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:39 pm

lol alot of people love jokes section Very Happy

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